Mushroom Soup

Makes four normal people sized servings, or two Full Phoebes sized servings

Two 8 oz containers of sliced button mushrooms
Five scallions (mostly the white and whitish green part), sliced into quarter-inch circles
One stick of butter
One 32 ounce container chicken broth (should be low sodium or say less salt-otherwise soup will taste like licking bullion cube)
One sprig parsley
Salt
Pepper
Soy sauce (optional)
Apple cider vinegar (optional)

  1. Throw stick of butter into pot on medium heat
  2. Throw scallions in when butter is melted
  3. Stir to coat in butter
  4. Throw a little salt on them
  5. Dump mushrooms in pot
  6. Stir to coat with butter and get onions off bottom so they don’t burn
  7. Let sit for about 8 minutes, stirring whenever
  8. Add chicken broth and parsley and turn up heat to boiling
  9. Once boiling, lower to low simmer. Should be a little lower than medium heat.
  10. Let simmer for an hour then lower or turn off heat
  11. Pull out parsley if possible (my sprig broke and was digging out tiny leaves of parsley)
  12. Blend soup, either very carefully in batches in blender or haphazardly with an immersion blender that barely got the chunks out like I did–I was hungry
  13. Bring to a boil again
  14. Add pepper to taste
  15. Add a little soy sauce to taste
  16. Add more salt if needed
  17. Turn off heat and stir in a little cider vinegar to taste
  18. Eat it.